A dude i work with never bends his knees

I dont really have a subject matter for this little post i just havent written anything over here for quite some time and i feel im neglecting my thoughts and only considering the corporate juggernaut that is eldospod. But here we go a couple of thoughts.... as the title mentioned this dude i work with doesnt bend his knees so he only bends at his hips and he is like 50 and wears tight  pants so everytime he like bends its like he is in stand up doggy stance its so awkward if u get caught behind him while its happening   he even does like a BEND and  SNAP thing that he has obviously learnt from legally blonde..... ive lost my train of thought i havent smelled the sent of a female in 2 weeks and with out being suss i like perfume smells like most like sunsets and just now i got a new room mate and he must of hugged his wife or what ever type of relation she is before he got on the plane cause he is smelling of j'adore he is 6 foot id say 100 kgs pasty white and red hair like an out of shape ronald mc and right now im wondering if he will let me hit that till four in da morning.... the song marijuana by kid cudi is tight dawgs..... i use the joke "no white at night" too much to people that dont get it and am constantly left laughing solo in a group of people that think im a racist



that took sixs seconds too type i know it will be hard to understand with out the full stops so to say sorry here's a picture of this playboy model i used to hook up with from time ta time

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(   *   )  she has a slightly offset va ja ja...... not weird. unique

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hey I am writing on a duet blog with my friend jake u can catch us at http://eldospod.blogspot.com/ but i will post here now and then with stuff a little to weird for that one :) < have smiley face's lost their integrity now that they are just a : and a ) u don have to colour them or buy the stickers