Day Tre

Wednesday 27th July

6am, I'm awake. So when the alarm on my phone goes off, I thank It for being an hour later than it had been all of last month(even if routine didn't allow for a real sleep in, an unforced one is sometimes as good). Straight to the shower. I'm giddy, the snow is top priority with me. If I had the option of either scoring fresh tracks in japan all day or getting my cock in and around Miranda Kerrs many entries, I'm sorry but I'd have to pause for like 45 seconds before I realise that I could film the Miranda gig and black mail her and Orlando for enough coin to live in Japan for the rest of my happy days. So yeah I'd turn Miranda into pleasure mountain for the greater good. 

4pm, I spent too much time on 6am, so the day spent falling on my ass(cuts and bruises to prove) up at Hotham, on my own, is going to have to be condensed into poem. ( I was going to write "a few words" where I wrote "poem" so the whole poem thing has surprised me and I may be out of my depths here but I'll have a crack)

On my butt 

The proof of pain, a cut

Spending a day alone in the snow

LIke a party in the day time, not worthy of blow

The potential this place has is frustrating

The bruise close to my sphincter makes me think, constipating?

Oh also the bus driver that….. drove the bus(nnerrrr) took his job way to seriously. There was only me and an old couple on the bus and we were both sitting down the front, ears distance from his mouth. He knew this, we knew this, but he went and used that muffled microphone to point out the obvious outer window sights didn't he. 

Night pm, Have dinner with family that I haven't seen in along time. My god daughter is in grade 5 and is amazingly cute, she has the cool quirkiness of someone who will do crazy creative stuff when she is older, I'm jealous haha. When we get home she lets me take the bottom bunk and I offer the chance to talk boys and stuff. She reiterates that she thinks I'm lame and tells me I'm a pussy for wanting a night light. Sleep.

Don't be fooled, that's all ice ice baby.